Let Me See If I Understand Our Policies ...

1. IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY...YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR...

2. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY

3. IF YOU CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED IN A SLEAZY CELL.

4. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE, SOCIAL
SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, FREE EDUCATION, AND FREE HEALTH CARE?

Nope...I guess I still don't understand...